One day, I tried to be sneaky. Her hair was finally long enough to coax into her very first tiny pigtails. Her tiny piggie tails were ridiculously cute. I was dying. And she didn't even find them for a full 24 minutes.
But once she found them, it was peace out pigtails. And her hair looked like she had horns. I hope she has an anti-hairdo daughter one day so she can appreciate my pain.