Asher and Ryan were watching a video of someone riding a motorcycle down an escalator. Asher said, "They must have gotten a permit to do that." I thought it was so funny he'd think of needing a permit and even know about needing a permit!
Last time we went to Wet N' Wild, Reed got measured at 48" for the first time. But when we went yesterday, he got measured just shy of 48" and they gave him a 42" wrist band. Asher told us he thought the guy measuring at Wet N' Wild probably didn't want Asher to be jealous, so he gave Reed a 42 wristband even though Reed was 48. Reed told him he didn't think that was the case and Asher said, "Yeah, I'm pretty sure it is."
"Mom, look! I made BB-8!"
Asher saw an old picture of Reed and commented, "I have those shoes now but they're more jacked down."
Asher holding up middle finger: "What if you only had this finger?!"
One day, totally out of the blue, Asher told me, "Mom, do you see this line on my foot? It's like almost always dirty so I call it dirty crack!"
He came up with this sentence on his own
I found this awesome selfie on my phone haha.
We made this quite a while ago, but just barely took a picture!